Wednesday, February 9, 2011

My first blog.

Well, hello everyone. Thank you for taking time to read my blog. I would like to start off by saying I will be writing about how annoying vegetarians are. Simple as that. All Vegetarians...wait let me fix that capitalization error...vegetarians are very malnourished, immature, "my way is best" idiots. If you are a vegan then I do not apologize for what I am about to say next. You all are very irritating. You piss me off to the point where I have to fathom the patience just to breath the same air as you without blasting off on you like a freaking rocket. Well, not all vegans are bad I should say. It's just those snobby ones that will invite you over to your house and even well knowing that her boyfriend is basically a fucking carnivore, but since she's doing the cooking instead of her boyfriend making us some damn steak and making her a damn salad or something, she makes us lettuce wraps with a fucking peanut sauce...peanut sauce. Really? You would, wouldn't you. And yes, this happened to me today. And the submissive asshole of the day award goes to he unnamed boyfriend who is like fucking Bobby Flay on the grill, but is like Richard Simmons when it comes to dealing with his bitchy, immature girlfriend. C'mon man, get it together. Honestly, I had to spit out every bite behind her back (successfully) then after I left, I hit up a frickin' Carl's Jr. and not a single fuck was given that day.

1 comment:

  1. I went one time to a vegetarina restaurant and I ate very good.